my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Dear Tooth Fairy,
look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool
may you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it.